no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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