I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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