party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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