My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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