If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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