I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
this will be a night to untag.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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