Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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