All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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