Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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