its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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