Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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