I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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