Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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