I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
