i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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