it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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