definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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