Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
wow bdsm is so cute
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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