what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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