I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Randomize
