I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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