My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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