Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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