Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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