I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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