My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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