Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have peed in a lot of sinks
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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