The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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