It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
wow bdsm is so cute
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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