Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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