Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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