i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
i believe in u and ur pee
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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