I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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