Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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