you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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