no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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