I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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