He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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