he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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