He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's just like the Real World with babies
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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