Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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