Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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