He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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