So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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