we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I wear drunk well.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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