I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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