i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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