Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
