This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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