normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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