so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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