Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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