I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Never joke about your clitoris.
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